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[ After Jaune and Pyrrha returned to the house and everyone initially greeted each other as a group, a few laughs and catch-ups here and there, the gang eventually scatters and goes back to doing their own thing again.
Right now, in this moment, whatever Ren is doing in his and Jaune's shared room, Jaune will enter and close the door behind him.
He then proceeds to sit on his own bed, on his side of the room, and just look at Ren with a smile.
...
Today is Ren's time to finally initiate a conversation. Will he do it? Stay tuned! ]
Right now, in this moment, whatever Ren is doing in his and Jaune's shared room, Jaune will enter and close the door behind him.
He then proceeds to sit on his own bed, on his side of the room, and just look at Ren with a smile.
...
Today is Ren's time to finally initiate a conversation. Will he do it? Stay tuned! ]
[ What do you think he's doing, he's reading a freaking boom. Leggo My Legumes!
... It's a book about lentils.
He raises his eyes from the page to give Jaune a little smile in greeting, going right back to his reading... but he can feel the blond staring him down. He glances up. Jaune's still staring. Back to reading.
...
He must just be coming off that post-vacation high. He'll normalize soon enough.
...
Still reading. ]
... It's a book about lentils.
He raises his eyes from the page to give Jaune a little smile in greeting, going right back to his reading... but he can feel the blond staring him down. He glances up. Jaune's still staring. Back to reading.
...
He must just be coming off that post-vacation high. He'll normalize soon enough.
...
Still reading. ]
GOOD, good. ... Good.
[ They're so bad at this small-talk, and yet Jaune cherishes these moments with Ren all the same. Nothing awkward here, JUST GUY LOVE. ]
Well? Aren't you gonna ask me what I did?
[ This would be so much faster if he just got to the point...... ]
[ They're so bad at this small-talk, and yet Jaune cherishes these moments with Ren all the same. Nothing awkward here, JUST GUY LOVE. ]
Well? Aren't you gonna ask me what I did?
[ This would be so much faster if he just got to the point...... ]
Ren, Ren, Ren--
[ Jaune stands up and moves over to Ren's side of the room, sitting beside him while also intercepting his reach for the book. ]
We went on a journey! Not like-- I mean not like our journey, which is also very dear to me. I'm talking about something real here, a consciousness-altering journey into a world you never thought was possible. And the deeper you go, it's like-- like you lose your mind but you just wanna keep going and going and going, and-- look, I'm not the most spiritual guy, but for a moment, I swear I could feel the core of my soul leave my body only to be absorbed by a fierce goddess. It's like feeling both helpless and in control at the same time - how can both those things be true?! It doesn't make sense, but it also does! It's incredible! Ahh, Ren, I thought I cried. I didn't. I wouldn't care if I did. I didn't. By the end of this amazing journey, it's like everything made sense to me, like, like I was viewing the world from a different dimension, and what I saw was a circle of what has happened... what is happening now... and what will happen. Boom!
And then we did it six more times.
[ Jaune stands up and moves over to Ren's side of the room, sitting beside him while also intercepting his reach for the book. ]
We went on a journey! Not like-- I mean not like our journey, which is also very dear to me. I'm talking about something real here, a consciousness-altering journey into a world you never thought was possible. And the deeper you go, it's like-- like you lose your mind but you just wanna keep going and going and going, and-- look, I'm not the most spiritual guy, but for a moment, I swear I could feel the core of my soul leave my body only to be absorbed by a fierce goddess. It's like feeling both helpless and in control at the same time - how can both those things be true?! It doesn't make sense, but it also does! It's incredible! Ahh, Ren, I thought I cried. I didn't. I wouldn't care if I did. I didn't. By the end of this amazing journey, it's like everything made sense to me, like, like I was viewing the world from a different dimension, and what I saw was a circle of what has happened... what is happening now... and what will happen. Boom!
And then we did it six more times.
[ He stares, unblinking, as Jaune goes through his monologue. He's not unaccustomed to listening to him go on and on about something, but usually it at least makes sense. This is... very hard for him to follow, and by the time all is said and done he still has no idea what he's supposed to take away from all of this. He's probably supposed to be happy for him? But honestly, it sounds like he took some sort of hallucinogenic drug, or had some kind of fever dream.
So without saying a word he lifts a hand, pressing his wrist to Jaune's forehead with a concerned frown. ]
So without saying a word he lifts a hand, pressing his wrist to Jaune's forehead with a concerned frown. ]
Edited 2017-10-20 14:08 (UTC)
Right! So... when the two heroes start kissing in the final quarter of the movie and it fades to black?
We didn't fade to black.
...
[ Jaune takes Ren's hand and holds it up in front of him, then gives it an awkward high-five. ]
There, now the team knows. Cool chat!
We didn't fade to black.
...
[ Jaune takes Ren's hand and holds it up in front of him, then gives it an awkward high-five. ]
There, now the team knows. Cool chat!
[ This might be the dumbest way anyone has ever explained this. Ever.
But at last, a light seems to turn on in his head. ]
Wait, so you... and Pyrrha...
[ Can Ren come up with a better euphemism than Jaune??? ]
... slept together?
[ It's literally that easy, jesus christ jaune]
But at last, a light seems to turn on in his head. ]
Wait, so you... and Pyrrha...
[ Can Ren come up with a better euphemism than Jaune??? ]
... slept together?
[ It's literally that easy, jesus christ jaune]
What?! REN, are you even listening?!?
[ Who said there was sleeping! ]
We did the pow-wow! The bing-bong! The shoo-ba-doo!
[ Yeah, he's definitely making up words at this point. ]
--a-anyway, I just... we didn't want you and Nora wondering. It'll probably be obvious.
...
Also. Might... need-the-room-sometimes... [he mumbled that last bit almost incoherently]
[ Who said there was sleeping! ]
We did the pow-wow! The bing-bong! The shoo-ba-doo!
[ Yeah, he's definitely making up words at this point. ]
--a-anyway, I just... we didn't want you and Nora wondering. It'll probably be obvious.
...
Also. Might... need-the-room-sometimes... [he mumbled that last bit almost incoherently]
... My mistake.
[ It's much easier to just let it go this way than to engage in the mental gymnastics that would be required to get Jaune to realize that he was referring to the exact same thing. Path of least resistance, baby!
...
No one even told him they were together-together, and now he's learning that they hooked up. Man. He really DID miss out on some things by arriving late. ]
Well, congratulations. I'm glad you're happy together.
[ And he means it! You're his bro, Jaune, get it. ]
... Just give me some heads-up if I need to vacate the room, and wash the sheets when you're done.
[ It's much easier to just let it go this way than to engage in the mental gymnastics that would be required to get Jaune to realize that he was referring to the exact same thing. Path of least resistance, baby!
...
No one even told him they were together-together, and now he's learning that they hooked up. Man. He really DID miss out on some things by arriving late. ]
Well, congratulations. I'm glad you're happy together.
[ And he means it! You're his bro, Jaune, get it. ]
... Just give me some heads-up if I need to vacate the room, and wash the sheets when you're done.
[ Jaune sputters and flails at Ren's last comment before standing up completely, as if that was the least mature thing that's been said throughout this entire conversation. ]
--OOOOOKAAAYY, good chat, Ren!
I'm gonna leave before this gets any more gross--!!
--OOOOOKAAAYY, good chat, Ren!
I'm gonna leave before this gets any more gross--!!
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