[ It's much easier to just let it go this way than to engage in the mental gymnastics that would be required to get Jaune to realize that he was referring to the exact same thing. Path of least resistance, baby!
...
No one even told him they were together-together, and now he's learning that they hooked up. Man. He really DID miss out on some things by arriving late. ]
[ Jaune sputters and flails at Ren's last comment before standing up completely, as if that was the least mature thing that's been said throughout this entire conversation. ]
--OOOOOKAAAYY, good chat, Ren!
I'm gonna leave before this gets any more gross--!!
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[ He used up all his words. This is hard. ]
--okay. You've seen movies, right?
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A couple.
[ this isn't going to be over quickly no matter what, is it ]
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We didn't fade to black.
...
[ Jaune takes Ren's hand and holds it up in front of him, then gives it an awkward high-five. ]
There, now the team knows. Cool chat!
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But at last, a light seems to turn on in his head. ]
Wait, so you... and Pyrrha...
[ Can Ren come up with a better euphemism than Jaune??? ]
... slept together?
[ It's literally that easy, jesus christ jaune]
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[ Who said there was sleeping! ]
We did the pow-wow! The bing-bong! The shoo-ba-doo!
[ Yeah, he's definitely making up words at this point. ]
--a-anyway, I just... we didn't want you and Nora wondering. It'll probably be obvious.
...
Also. Might... need-the-room-sometimes... [he mumbled that last bit almost incoherently]
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[ It's much easier to just let it go this way than to engage in the mental gymnastics that would be required to get Jaune to realize that he was referring to the exact same thing. Path of least resistance, baby!
...
No one even told him they were together-together, and now he's learning that they hooked up. Man. He really DID miss out on some things by arriving late. ]
Well, congratulations. I'm glad you're happy together.
[ And he means it! You're his bro, Jaune, get it. ]
... Just give me some heads-up if I need to vacate the room, and wash the sheets when you're done.
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--OOOOOKAAAYY, good chat, Ren!
I'm gonna leave before this gets any more gross--!!